edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

spooqueyway:

man this guy just does not give a fuck

zombiesmiaou:

i didnt realize so many people thought of zacharie as an angel but i couldnt help associating the two myself while playing ahh
WELP APPARENTLY ITS CAUSE MORTIS DREW THAT WOW AM I DUMB OR WHAT
but still i could really see it while playing like dude yes zacharie is an angels namee

zombiesmiaou:

i didnt realize so many people thought of zacharie as an angel but i couldnt help associating the two myself while playing ahh

WELP APPARENTLY ITS CAUSE MORTIS DREW THAT WOW AM I DUMB OR WHAT

but still i could really see it while playing like dude yes zacharie is an angels namee

angle-of-depression:

nothingcorporate:

opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

When she spreads her legs and she’s already wet:

catswithbenefits:

volleyball is just a more intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor

magicteaparties-inwonderland:

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

Ferb I know what were gonna do today

White people be like: This Chapstick is so spicy

moewave:

christaofficial:

combatskirt:

"isn’t it amazing what modders can come up with?? when a community comes together they can create wonderful things that make a game even better!!"

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I hate this post because it implies that this mod DOESN’T make the game any better. And that’s untrue

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they don’t call em sweet cheeks for nothing

Straight White Guys: It's not racist. The reason why most characters are straight white guys is it's a business. They just want to do what makes the most money. No one's being racist or sexist. It's just smart business.
Straight White Guys: Having a Black Captain America or Pakistani Ms. Marvel or female Thor is PANDERING. All they're trying to do is get MONEY from you. It's just a marketing ploy! This is horrible!

lhomme-ezra:

this is the definition of human trash

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.