Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me
Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age
You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.
oh my GOD
PARDON ME BUT THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE FUCKING PARTS OF WHOSE LINE OMG
/SLAPS THIS ON BLOG AND TAGS REFERENCE FOR GOOD LAUGHS
GUESS WHO JUST DIED WATCHING THROUGH THE FIRST
YOU WANT THIS SHIT
REBLOGGING SO I CAN FIND LATER OMG YES!
NOT FOR COSPLAY PURPOSES. This giveaway is meant for people who are in need of a binder for their everyday life. If they choose to use it for cosplay as well, that’s fine, but please don’t enter if you plan on ONLY using it for cosplay.
This giveaway is for a tanktop binder (the actual binder is underneath and it’s pretty good at preventing The Underboob). It comes in the following colours:
- Dark Blue
- Light Blue
and in the Asian sizes M (chest 78-88 cm), L (chest 82-92 cm) and XL (chest 86-96 cm)
I will buy you the binder, and have it shipped to wherever you may live.
- Reblog as many times as you’d like.
- Likes count.
- No need to follow!
- I’ll ship anywhere.
- Keep your ask box open, or you won’t get the binder even if you win.
- You’d have to give me your address. If this includes a name you’re uncomfortable with, we can try to work around that.
- You’re allowed to enter for someone you know, even if they’ve already entered. So feel free to let your friends help out!
I plan to do more of these, so feel free to stick around or keep your eye out if you don’t win. The giveaway ends on March 28! Good luck!!
Oh yeah, feel free to signal boost! Just add in the tags that you’re not entering!
the conch has spoken
im gonna be that loser making new homestuck cosplays even after the comic ends and most of the fandom plays pretend that they never were part of homestuck to begin with. thats ok. more cosplays for me. ill teach the new homestuckies how to apply their makeup. ill be like their derse daddy or something.
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU LITTLE SHITWICHES BECAUSE IT’S TIME TO MYTHBUST SOME MISOGYNISTIC BULLSHIT. I’M NOT PUTTING A READ MORE ON THIS BECAUSE IT MATTERS.
Warning: Sex ed.
SEX SHOULD FEEL GOOD.
IT SHOULD NOT HURT.
YOUR HYMEN IS NOT SOME SHIT THAT HAS YOUR VIRGIN PUSS SHUT LIKE A VAULT, IN FACT, IF YOU’VE EVER RIDDEN A HORSE, YOUR HYMEN’S BEEN FUCKIN BROKEN. WHO GIVES A SHIT. HYMEN IS IRRELEVANT. HYMEN BREAKS FROM EVERY DAY LIFE.
SAY IT WITH ME, LADY FOLLOWERS.
HYMEN IS IRRELEVANT.
IF YOU BLEED WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY IT IS BECAUSE YOU WERE NOT PROPERLY PREPARED AND YOUR LACK OF AROUSAL AND LACK OF NATURAL LUBRICATION CAUSED HIS DICK TO TEAR THE TISSUE OF YOUR VAGINA. AND THEN THAT MAKES IT HURT.
LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY SHOULD NOT BE A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.
HAVING SEX SHOULD NEVER BE A PAINFUL EXPERIENCE.
HERE ARE SOME WAYS YOU CAN AVOID GETTING HURT BY COCK WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY OR JUST HAVE SEX IN GENERAL:
- Get him/her to finger you. Duh. Stretch yourself. Ready yourself. Go up to 3 fingers if you have to. HE/SHE DOES NOT TELL YOU WHEN YOU ARE READY. YOU DECIDE WHEN TO STOP. I recommend 10-15 minutes of preparation (gettin fingered) to ensure that you will not get hurt while having sex.
my favourite thing ever
someone mentioned april fools today, and it reminded me that last year a couple of radio DJs got taken off the air and almost faced felony charges because they told their audience that the local water supply was contaminated with “Dihydrogen Monoxide” and alot of people panicked
Dihydrogen - (two hydrogen)
Monoxide - (one oxygen)
some guys almost got arrested for telling people there was water in their taps.
BEST TWEET EVER.
I want this tattooed on my fucking body
5 out of 9 of these things I don’t even care for anyhow
Fuck you guys, flips flogs, jean shorts and shirts with shit on them is my entire wardrobe.
I’m a guy and I HATE flip-flops! I also dislike shorts in general
I do wear a fedora occasionally, but it’s an actual fedora and not a fucking trilby.
and I’m not sure if my mustache counts as ‘little’ or not, since it’s not super thick, but it’s part of an actual full beard.
You guys are, once again, missing the fucking point.
You know that feeling of outrage you got from reading this? The sense of, “how dare anyone tell me what to wear? I can wear whatever clothes I like.”
THAT’S HOW WOMEN FEEL ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
So YOU don’t like it when someone says your clothing choices are stupid? Good. STOP SAYING IT TO WOMEN THEN.
Wow, I never reblog these kinds of things, but… they said the thing. Thank you for saying the thing.
FUCKING BOLDING THAT SHIT
feminist marina is the best marina